Or . . Hello? . . It isnt.) I can do jazz hands! A Shorter Version, approx. Are you auditioning for a comedy? What did you throw in there? . No Mickey! . 3 minute monologues, 3 minutes comedy scripts, 3 minute female monologues. Then pops her head up and smiles and says) Remember, you do believe in fairies. . People were dropping like flies. I pictured myself (dreamy voice) swooping around the room in a beautiful waltz as my tall, dark, Latin partner smoldered beside me.. . The moment shes gone from the living world. (look up in air) uh . A girl lands a modeling gig and dreams of becoming rich and famous. . ", ". (grab head) Why cant I rhyme? I woke up this morning and they were looking at me. . . . . Dad thinks its great. It could create life itself. View Monologues for Kids View Monologues for Teenagers! Wait a second, wait a second. . Hmm. . . "Dear Mom and Dad. (look at hand) How long will it last? . . . When your Mother sends you on a "quest" every summer to build your character, you never know where you might end up. . I can see that youre only interested in the exceptionally rare. Glad you enjoyed the article Katie. .Court is also very, very long. . .Number 1. Ill get rid of Kuzco. . . ), I always hoped Id see her again. I threw temper tantrums. . . (Evil Laugh), Watch the movie here 1992 version|2019 version, A monologue from the screenplay by Joss Whedon, Andrew Stanton, Joel Cohen, and Alec Sokolow. Want to catch a movie?But nothing came out. If you buy something through one of these links, we may earn an affiliate commission at no additional cost to you. . I probably shouldnt tell my Mom that. A student is assigned an essay on Shakespeare. . . . I have to Stay Bailey. I have on my Team colors and Im ready to paste on my perky smile (big fake smile) and yell Go Team! About a three day hike. But what if she is in the middle of the pool and suddenly forgets how to swim? (Roll eyes) She was sobbing and moaning (throw yourself down on floor) Gina is going to die! Either that or Im gettin bigger. All the things a Princess should be. . But then he tried to kiss me in the playground. ". . .". . Deafening Applause - Dramatic Monologue, Female Excerpt: "I remember how everyone got quiet, okay? . . (Bing Bong puts his head on Sadness shoulder and CRIES.). It might take awhile to get some of these crossed off, but its doable (put list back in pocket) because I can never show my face in this town again. In this hilarious monologue, a girl tries to find something she is good at before her Grandparents come to visit again. . ". (Say this as puh-lease with attitude) The world would be a much more sad and dreary place without divas. But squirrels are really fast. Truly. Ew! . (drop sweet tone of voice and say very loudly and desperately) GET ME OUT OF HERE! . . . Well, how bout this one? Hi Rob. . . . I did a comedy routine. . . . . I cried. We had saved the neighborhood. . . Fine! Forget Ariel. Fine. A kid wants to flyhome after a terrible roadtrip but Mom said you have to pay for the ticket yourself. . . What is a llamacorn? You see today was my very first day as a FIT. I want to grab everyones attention right awaywith a great opening line. . . . Not easy at all. (sigh happily & smile as you clutch phone to chest) My friends do care about me. Or, to save on postage, Ill just poison him with this. Then he can ride into the city and win the Princess and they will live happily ever after. . Everyone loves puppies. . Whatever you did, they liked it. The details of the acting scene will be displayed and you may review the summary and characters. I have never seen one of these intact before. I'm notreally Prince Edwin of Morovia? But every time I mention taking up my goddess duties, my parents just pat me on the head and tell me to go ride a camel and to stop bothering them. . It's our undeniably superior (almost god-like) intelligence that made life difficult for us when we were children. "This is it. It must have been fun to be a sweep. . Last night my Promposal went viral. Find a monologue that fits you and your experiences. . We add drama and excitement to most peoples boring, humdrum lives. "Im a guy who likes to have a plan. (beat) Even if I never got to see Coco in the living world, I thought at least one day Id see her here. "Butter, sugar, flour (counting off on fingers and then eyes widen) Wait! . ". It's a full scale disaster. I think then, you would be most rewarded to considerthis. Babysitting your little brother and little sister can't be that hard can it? What does that even mean? . OK, Great. Lots and lots of balls. Who knew that flying kittens were against the rules? Scrunch face up and whine) Go faster, faster! A funny monologue exploring all the problems that come with a high IQ! A teacher keeps giving detention so a student plans anepic prank. So much potential. Batman and Robin get trapped all the time and Im the one who saves them And I have something no one here has. Bad guys are soooooooooooooo annoying. I fight crime. (Suddenly notice your hands are not webbed together anymore with delight)Oh my goodness! I am sorry to see you go, Miguel. . . . Cathy welcomes a new student to school in a 1 minute, nonstop hilarious perky monologue. . ", " . . Buy Dad chestnuts so we can roast them by an open fire. . Why am I so popular? . . Top 10 Best Disney Princess Monologues MsMojo 4.96M subscribers 86K views 1 year ago #DisneyPrincess #Pixar #Animation These Disney princess monologues continue to inspire us. . ". No. . Hilarious, in character, monologue of Willy Wonka giving a few people their just "desserts". Big hair, phones with cords and legwarmers! . . And our last finalist is that (voice gets frightened) Creeper over there . . . Will not break! (make a disgusted face) Eww, gross. . . . Im so bored and the only thing on television are these weird shows like Bonanza and I love Lucy. The next day my silver bullet and I took care of the towns little werewolf problem. Oh sure his Dad is a pirate and his grandfather was a pirate but why does everyone just assume he wants to be a pirate too? "I really appreciate the scene and look forward to using your site. Whatever that is. . A key is on the table. This is not going to turn out well. . 3 Minute Monologues Castles in the Sky May 14, 2023 Joseph Arnone In Castles in the Sky, military warden for a prison camp Manuel begins his process for penetrating the mind of Read more One Foot in the Grave May 9, 2023 Joseph Arnone In One Foot in the Grave, Fratz talks to his neighbor Harriet about how he feels worthless and can't seem Read more You put those two things together tomorrow and you got that boy in the palm of your hand! Ah, Salaam and good evening to you worthy friend. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. . The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends. Maui was struck from a sky. Next question is from Mary555. . . . (look very pleased)I got it at American Eagle because I support eagles too even though they are not as cute as Llamacorns. . So I decided to conduct a scientific experiment. I decided to go home and took the short cut through the cemetery like I always do and then I saw Mrs. Murphy. But, the problem with being known as Little Red is every Tom, Dick and Harry Wolfe thinks he will be the one to finally capture me. See, this is PEZ, candy. . Wait, pleasetake me instead. ". . Only 4 likes? "Parents! (change voice and swagger a little)Hi. (Igor accent) Yes, Master, whatever you say master. Delivering a UPS package? I can picture it all now. (dreamy eyes) My own Little Pony. Theyd probably put me on a never choose him for anything blacklist if I do that. . . And Im absolutely, positively, categorically, not a big old nasty Queen of Hearts who bosses people around. . Im going to be late! . . . One less tortured soul howling at the moon. If he could only sell his silly horn. . . But they keep making me go. Whether you are at Starbucks, School, the Mall or Disney World. (keep hand out to side as your voice builds) 1 minute, 5 minutes, 10 minutes? I would rather be captured by a dragon. What I want to be? Girls are going to see this. I havent even mentioned all the free yaks milk. Ah, how shall I do it? Fill out and attach this Monologue Performance Release Form. A diamond in the rough. Is anyone here? . I mean we just got here, and weve got more than enough food to last us through the winter, right? 2 - 3 minutes, is included with this order. When you're auditioning for Master Chef Junior, you pull out all the stops. And that nice, warm bed by the fire? As for our big adventure, we were on our way to the dentist when the elevator just stopped. A Longer Version, approx. Im so happy. Sully, what about everything we ever worked for? . What is happening? " .. . Disney Monologues Thank you very much for reading Disney Monologues . . Do they know me? Thats not what really happened. . . (Holding pipe) Ah this I havent seen in years. Two monologues presenting Mary Poppins. (confused) About what? . . . Welcome to Agrabah. . . . Fairy Rule Number 1. To that, I say, ha! . Money (rubs fingertips together), beautiful clothes (twirls around in a circle) and everyone would adore me. No problem. Glenda, the good witch is giving a commencement speech at the University of Oz on whether you should become a good witch or a bad witch. " Pick a monologue that is age-appropriate. My parents hate witches and every night before I go to bed I have to say "I am not a witch". Ok, ok, rule number one out here: Always no. . . At least now I can start following people. . . . How uncultured of them! Well obviously she wanted to have the party before the move. And I really dont want to know who is going to win Big Brother . I got bitten. This guide explores the power. . want to come with me & scare the neighbors yappy dog?, Hey Mary! (look shocked) What? (Grab hair in anguish) My mind went totally blank. . How did this happen? . . My PR people have informed me that Im not very popular. Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is? "We live in a No Pet Zone. You two find out what that girl really wants then lure her here to my lair. Uh, lets see Im nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty three pounds, got a bit of a temper on me. . . . . . Video unavailable This video is unavailable Watch on She won't go speechless! . Were going horseback riding not having (speak in a British accent while pretending to hold a teacup with one pinkie lifted) tea with the Queen. My eyes! . Finally! .". A Shorter Version, appoximately 1 minute, is also included in this purchase. " Look at me from the side, do I look different to you? In a moment Ill have what I came for, while all of you will end up as sausage meat, alone on some sad, plastic plate. Grumpy wants everyoneto STOP TAKING HIS PICTURE. What if my life now IS the new normal? . . (spread arms) There was a wind current. But it's a big adjustment after sleeping 100 years. . . . . ". The teach always gives me the worse students." Youre going to end up on the streets, homeless and begging for food money. Im Detective Bella Bunny. I want you to know that as your best friend I am going to do everything in my power to help Bryce see that you are the only girl for him. Snowcone? (still stunned) I had a whole trip planned for us. Whos there? (frown) Something called Bitty Baby from American Girl Dolls is in the #1 spot. . What's a nursery rhyme character to do when ALL she is known for is tumbling after Jack? . . . Follow me. (Breaks down crying. . So why does everyone keep lying to me? Never too busy to chat, go out to eat or simply spend time together. . . . ". On the internet? . Which might be why the town is full of flying cats. (hands on hips) Hey Mom! . (look up and cringe as if hearing a very loud sound) What was that? (Take one step forward) Have you ever tried to put a ball in your mouth. . (bring both hands to mirror) What is IT about football? Disney Movie Monologues Television Monologues Comedic Monologues Actor, writer, and Backstage Expert Mallory Fuccella says that finding the perfect comedic monologue can be a challenge.. Watch the movie here 1951 version|2010 verzion, A monologue from the screenplay by Ron Clements, John Musker, Ted Elliott, and Terry Rossio. . Nooooooooooooooo!!!!! . Listen Buzz, forget about me. Okay? (passionately) How can I tell them to that I want to be a better wizard so I can help fix the world. . . Te Fiti began to crumble. But today, somehow (voice starts breaking, quavering a little) the puppy got out of the house and ran into the street. . . If not he could always catch it later on TikTok. You will board my boat, sail across the sea and restore the heart of Te Fiti. I kept screaming Help! I got talent. . I dont get out of bed for less than $10,000.00 a day. Some supermodel said that. . (Suddenly look worried and panicked) But I have nothing to wear. .Ive been stuck in this cow meadow forever. Mother Gooseland is closing. What is your hidden talent? . *British and Southern accents are needed for this monologue. " . . .Maybe I should add some swag? . . . . John first started performing professionally at the age of 7 in various circus venues as a clown, and variety entertainer. Goldilocks is trying to plan Mother Goose's Surprise Birthday Party but everyone keeps interrupting. The Earls son sent me a message. . . . (open eyes very wide like a child and give a big exaggerated pout) The next day Mom and Dad bought me a pony. 32 - 42 . Me? . I am not allowed to go to School. (suddenly wince as if being hit) Ouch! Dude, whats up? Lawyers! I called Miss Gibson to tell her I couldnt come because I had to study and she said Youre pretty. Oh and Bo Peep before I forget, the Lost Sheep want you to know they are on aDisney cruise and to STOP LOOKING FOR THEM. (disgusted tone) I dont want to be Bloody Ben. . (sound triumphant) Words you could hear. Maybe its not my fault. Hey YouTube, let's get this GoFundMe video started! . . . Anyway, can you tell me the way to get up the North Mountain, or not? (pleading)I know Im supposed to be guiding him to his ultimate destiny but (frustrated yell as grab head) MY HUMAN IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! He broke up with me by blocking me on Instagram and nowhes ghosting me? A Longer Version,approximately 3 minutes, is also included in this order. . Time to take charge! " . . . . How can one simple little driving road test go so disastrously wrong? Was there a horse shortage at the North pole? . "This is a disaster. . (despair) I can see it all now. ". . . . . .What? Jack, (from the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill)is sooooo tired of having to fetch another pail of water. While day in and day out that blithering idiot remains Sultan! . Do you, er, think I I was too hard on her? . . (shrug shoulders) But I have to. . And being the nice person I am, I went over to try and help her up. (Actress pulls out list from pocket and reads) . (Do a jazz hand circle and thenLook up suddenly)Whats that smell? Look at this! Are you kidding me? No, no no, dont worry its lemon. Of course, being a Princess is a big responsibility. (yells) MOTHER!!!!!!". . Aunt Edith and Uncle George watch reality shows every night. A girl starts panicking at the thought of holding hands at school. Yes Mickey, Im ready to go. . . Then it runs away. Listen to this: Should an unmarried Royal Princess, who is sole heir to the throne, fail to choose a husband within the time allotted for such selection, the Sultans highest ranking official that would be me will immediately become betrothed to the princess and will himself inherit all the rights. . And what about this one? (Bump. No Mickey! "Everything is fine. . . (tilt head thinking a moment) Except Dr. Suess. (roll eyes) . You get the urge for a nice, comfortable scratch and Put that dog out! Ive made a list of ideas. (beat) He is not my friend. Its true I dont have a superpower. Your trusted authority on ranking Pop Culture.\r\r#Disney #Monologues #Movie #Speeches #Pixar . . . But I bet Scuttle will. John starred opposite Cheyenne Jackson (Now starring in 3. . . Ill just be myself and talk. Who says that words can't speak louder than actions? Wait - squeeze in that tiny opening? . 3 sisters, 4 aunts, 12 cousins, a mother and two grandmothers. Call 911! . *An Italian accent is helpful when doing this monologue but is not necessary. " . Doesnt that matter? . every fairy . Creative property is for personal use only and not for professional distribution. "Dear Ilovemydog.com. . The Little Mermaid 8. And since its September in LA, I assumed I would be modeling swimsuits or cute short outfits. . Say. And ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes. No! Im on my way to Grandmas House and I dont want to be late.Stern language: Actress stands sternly, shaking finger and speaks in a tough voice. . . . March 2023 First Place Winner! . I do, look! I wonder if its too early to ask for driving lessons. Go away! . . P. Sherman, forty-twoforty-two I remember it, I do. Dont buy the books. "Hello Cinderella. Just back away slowly. . . Willy Wonka accepts the prestigious Kettle Award for being the most brilliant candy maker in the world. . It all sounds great doesnt it? . Kings don't need to do homework. People. I saved the world. . That we were practically twins. . . And totally cool. ". . . . Maybe Ill send a message back. But I am super smart. . (Grab head in woe) Im going to fail. . You see? . . With a boy. 18 contemporary monologues from published plays for actors, creatives, filmmakers and teachers. . . I thanked him and then he said (talk like a surfer dude)"Dude, it was rad! . MONOLOGUE BELOW!! A Fairy, searching for her Forever Home, encounters all sorts of difficulties including Sam & Dean Squirrel, surfer dude beavers and a very bossy bear. " . . . . . Id be so cool. (sweeping bow) . . . Maybe thats true over at the Cat Cage. I mean yes, I am absolutely adorable. 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